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tarantula The effect of silver on Mr. Birdsong was indeed salutary. He commissioned a tailor to copy his old suit of clothes in all details (buccaneers, even retired ones, love to flaunt their wealth when ashore). He cultivated a great long mustache, kept it waxed stiff, and grew two long braids hanging from his chin, like the barbles on a goatfish. He began to shave the rest of his face regularly with a new, hollow ground straight razor, and he acquired a periwig to cover his thinning white hair.

He was seldom whistful for his lost sight, his humors being sanguine -- excessively so, even in his own opinion. He acquired, therefore, a fine, spring loaded, silver lancet. His thought was that regular bleedings would make his paunch shrink and restore spring to his step -- perhaps they might even restore a bit of his vision. Once or twice a month he liberally dosed himself with laudinum and bled himself with the lancet.

"Might I help ye with that?" I asked him one morning.

"Why, bless ye, my dear -- my fingers are a bit clumsy this afternoon." He handed me the lancet.

I cocked the blade, set it over a vein in his left forearm, and tripped the release. He was so cold with laudinum that he scarcely jerked. I caught the blood in a copper bowl, and bound the wound. I was set to pitch the blood out, into the street, when the memory of the fat drunken sailor floated back to me. I went to the cupboard, took down a bottle of rum, mixed a splash into the blood, and drank it down.
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